Elvis Is Dead Nd

Elvis Is Dead
Nd
I Don’t Feel So Good Myself.

Idiot (Id-Ee-It)

Idiot (Id-Ee-It) N-
One Who Disagreez With U.

I Don’t Love

I Don’t Love I Don’t CaRe
I Juxt Married A Millionair
Nd
If He Dies I Don’t Cry
I Just Fuck Another Guy.

This message

This message was sent ..
.
exclusively for the handsome…
.
and the beautiful…
.
We have obviously sent…
.
it 2 the wrong number…
.
We are truly sorry ..
.
for the inconvenience.

Your mom is

Your mom is so fat..
.
.
when she sat on..
.
a rainbow it …
.
started raining Skittles…!! lolx

Plz Dont drink water

Plz Dont drink water,
Cuz Fish pee in it, :p

R U Feeling

R U Feeling stoned,
R U feeling high,
Get a duck and try to fly

Only those who

Only those who attempt the absurd,
Will achieve the impossible.

Lrrka lrrki sahil e smandar

Lrrka lrrki sahil e smandar se wapis aa rhy thy.
Lrrka: tum picnic ki sb baaten apni mummy ko to ni btao gi na,
Lrrki: oh nhi tum fikr na kro. Mera shohar hi ha jisko sawalaat poochhny ki aadat ha,
mummy to koi prwa ni krtin.

Boy: do you

Boy: do you want to work after marriage?
Girl: Not. if u are ready to pday for my gucci and prados.