Ek Ameer Ladki ko

Ek Ameer Ladki ko School me Garib
Parivar pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya…

Essay me usne Likha:
Ek Garib Parivar tha,
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Pita Garib, Maa Garib, Bachche bhi Garib
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Parivar me 4 Naukr the, wo bhi Gareeb..!!!
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Car bhi Tooti hui SAFARI thi..!
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Unka Garib Driver Bachon
ko Tooti Car
me School Chhod K Aata tha..!
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Bachon K paas Purane N95 Mobile the..!
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Bache Hafte me 4 bar hi
Chicken Khate the..!
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Ghar me 4 hi 2nd Hand A.C. the..!
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Sara Parivar Badi Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha….:P

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay

Pappu Pinki ko pasand karta hay
aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko

Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi
lagti hai
aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu ko pasand
karti hai

Halan-k pappu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai

Ab jabki pinki ko pappu acha nahin lagta
aur Pappu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nahi hai

aur Pappu pinki ki behan se pyar nahin
karta
jab k Pinki ki behan ko pappu ka bhai acha
nahi lagta

To yeh unka personal problem hai
,Aap kyun apna dimaag kharab ker rahe ho

Ek MAA

Ek MAA Read Must Friends…
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EK bar ek shehri pariwar mele me ghumne gya .
achanak unka beta mele me kho gya.
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dono pati patni ne bete ko khub dundha,
lekin ladka nahi mila.

Ladke ki maa jor jor se rone lagi:’(
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baad me police ko suchna di gai,
thodi der baad ladka mil jata hai
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Ladke k milte hi wo aadmi apne
bete or wife ko lekar gaav jane lagta hai
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to uski wife kehne lagi : hum gaav q ja rahe hai,
shehar q nahi ja rahe ??
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pati ne jawab diya:”tu teri aulaad k bina ek ghante b nahi reh saki,
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or meri maa gaav me mere bina 10 saal se reh rahi hai :’(
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aaj se me bhi apni budhi maa k sath hi rhuga

Height of Insult

Height of Insult

Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya

Pappu (guide) : ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,
Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai
Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum
is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte h…

Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe
Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake:D:-D

Mehman aa rahe hain

Wife:”Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai
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Husband:”Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana,
Me pochu to kehna QORMA gir gaya..
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phir dosra girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai..

fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao…:p
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Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai..
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Husbnd:”Kya hua.. ??
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Wife: “Daal hi gir gai manhoos..:P :O

Ek garib kisaan ka beta jail me the

Ek garib kishan ka beta jail me the. . . .

us budhe kisan ne apne bete ko jail me khat
likha :-
“beta me aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,
Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudega
kash tu meri madad kr pata.”
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Bete ne wapas jawab diya -
“papa aap khet mat khodna,
mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai !!!
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Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya
par hathiyar nahi mila…
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Bete ne fir baap ko likha-
papa yaha se me itni hi madad kr pauga,
Aap ab aalu uga dijiye..

Yar mere paise chori ho gye

Lady : Yar mere paise chori ho gye !!
!
2nd Lady : lekin tum to paise blouse me rakhti thi na ?
!
1st Lady : ha, par mujhe kya pata tha
wo kamina, paise churane k liye hath daal rha h !!!