Showing posts with label Indian aur American. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Indian aur American. Show all posts

Friday, June 13, 2014

Indian aur American

Ek Indian aur Ek American dono dost the,
.
.
Dono ek din ek chocolate store me gaye.
Waha sab logo ko busy dekhkar American ne 3 chocolate chura li,
Jab dono bahar aaye to
American bola :- “Man I m the best thief
ever,
I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me,
u cant beat that”
.
Indian replied: “You wanna see something better,
lets go back to the shop and I will show you real stealing”
So they went to the counter and Indian said to the Shop boy :-
“Do you wanna see magic….??
“Shop boy replied: “Yes.”
Indian said: “Give me one chocolate bar.”
The shop boy gave him one,
and he ate it.
He asked for the second,
and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked: “But where is the magic….??
.
.
Indian replied: “Check in my friends pocket, and you ll find them.” :P :D :D
U can’t beat an Indian :P :D:D:-P