Teacher to a boy :
Agar tumhe choice di jaye. ki paise aur dimag mein se ek chunu
tum kya chunte?
Boy: paisa. paisa. paisaaaaa
Mam: tum toh ho hi bewakoof
Boy: mam aap kya chunti
Mam:ofcourse. dimag
Boy: InSann vahi cheezz chunta jo us k pass nai hota. great choice mammm :o :D :p