The way to lose wight

The way to lose wight is the green tea,
Only if u go to the mountain n pik it yourself.

Dady asked his 3

Dady asked his 3 years old son.
Would you like baby brother or a baby sister,
Son: dad, I like ur sisters baby girl

Curls of your silky hair

Curls of your silky hair,
Curves of your dressing pair,
Simply irresistible.

Love is a game

Love is a game that two can play,
And both win.
Would u like to play with me.

One boy came home after

One boy came home after meeting his girlfriend,
Mom: kahan gye thy?
Boy: us se milny,
Mom: Kis liye??
Boy: haan bht kiss liye.

Girlz of 1990s

Girlz of 1990s
Agr tum mil jao, Zamana chhorr den gy hum,
Girlz of 2015.
Agar tum mil jao, puaran chhorr den gy hum.

A love letter from a biscuit

A love letter from a biscuit maker to a girl:
Dear marie, today is good day,
you are anmol for me,
But u have crack jacked my heart,
because i have a little heart,
And now i m in 50/50 position.

Doctor to Lady

Doctor to Lady: You are Looking so Weak and Exhausted!
Are You Properly taking 3 Meals a Day as I had Advised?
Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 “Males” a Day.

When an apple

When an apple becomes red,
Its ready to eat,
When a girl turns 18,
She is ready to,
Vote.

A couple had a fight

A couple had a fight one night,
Going to bed husband said,
Good night mother of my three kids,
Wife said,
Good night father of none.