I lost my wife

Man: I lost my wife. Inspector: What is her height?
Man: I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Man: Not slim, can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of the eyes?
Man: Never noticed Inspector: Colour of hair?
Man: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: I don’t remember exactly.
Inspector: Was somebody with her???
Man: Yes, my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a
golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, brown eyes,
blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly
broken, wearing a golden belt studded with blue
balls, he likes non-veg. food, we eat together, we jog together… And the man started crying….