A plane was about to crash and there were only 4
parachutes…
Meanwhile there were 5 people on board.
The 1st who was Anil Ambani said:
“You know I’m the richest man in India
and I’m not that old to die”
so, he took 1 parachute and left.
The 2nd person was rahul gandhi and he said:
“i m the most popular politician of India ,
so I can’t die now” he took 2nd parachute and left.
Indian Prime Minister Manmohan said:
“You know I’m the smartest prime minister in the world,
so I can’t die now” :P :P :P he took 1 and left.
It was left with Anna Hazare and A little schoolgirl.
The Anna said to her:
“take the last 1, I’ll sacrifice my life 4 you”.
The little girl replied:
“but there are two parachutes left,
Manmohan took my school bag” :P :P :P