Dad: koi girlfriend ha teri?
ME: nahi qn?
Dad: ya girlfriend bna ly ya bathroom saaf kia kr.
ME: nahi qn?
Dad: ya girlfriend bna ly ya bathroom saaf kia kr.
Showing posts with label Adult SMS 2016. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Adult SMS 2016. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
Wife: janu ab tum bdl gye
Wife: janu ab tum bdl gye ho,
Husband: wo qn?
Wife: Ab jb tumhe kiss krti hun to tum ankhen bnd nhi krty,
Husband: jb pichhli bar bnd ki thi 500 ghayeb tha jayb se kamini.
Husband: wo qn?
Wife: Ab jb tumhe kiss krti hun to tum ankhen bnd nhi krty,
Husband: jb pichhli bar bnd ki thi 500 ghayeb tha jayb se kamini.
Children playing outside
Children playing outside the car,
can cause accidents,
And adults playing in the car,
Can cause children by accidents.
can cause accidents,
And adults playing in the car,
Can cause children by accidents.
Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli
Mid-Wife: Sheikh Chilli, your Bibi (wife) just delivered a Bacha (child)!
Sheikh Chilli (smiling naughtily): Is the Londa (boy) healthy ?
Mid-Wife: Yes, he is indeed!
Sheikh Chilli (winking at Mid-Wife): I”m not surprised! Must be because my Lund (penis) is big and strong like a Cobra!
Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Well, doesn”t look like your Punjabi Cobra is any bigger or stronger than those Dravidian King Cobras, because her Bacha is Kala (black)!
Sheikh Chilli (smiling naughtily): Is the Londa (boy) healthy ?
Mid-Wife: Yes, he is indeed!
Sheikh Chilli (winking at Mid-Wife): I”m not surprised! Must be because my Lund (penis) is big and strong like a Cobra!
Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Well, doesn”t look like your Punjabi Cobra is any bigger or stronger than those Dravidian King Cobras, because her Bacha is Kala (black)!
1 larki doctor kay pas
1 larki doctor kay pas jati hey
Larki- doc. g mere neche 1 ched oor kar do.
Doc- par kyon??
Lad-dhandha bohot acha chal rha hey soch rhi hun 1 branch or khool loon.
Larki- doc. g mere neche 1 ched oor kar do.
Doc- par kyon??
Lad-dhandha bohot acha chal rha hey soch rhi hun 1 branch or khool loon.
Teri DOSTI pe dost
Teri DOSTI pe dost Mein pent utaar dun,
Sexy sa lund teri Gand mein dal dun,
Koi aur dekhey tujhey londebazi ke nazar sey,
Us bharwey ki main Gand naa phaar dun.
Sexy sa lund teri Gand mein dal dun,
Koi aur dekhey tujhey londebazi ke nazar sey,
Us bharwey ki main Gand naa phaar dun.
Girl says: It’s unfair
Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every
week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a
slut.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, but if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.
Teacher: LOVE kese
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya.
Student: Miss ge…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya.
Pathan- Tum shadi pr
Pathan-
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR
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