School vs College Sms

School vs College
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School:”Pencil, rubber, sharpener, scale..
College:”Ek ball pen wo bhi friends se cheena hua..
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School:”Class mein enter hone se..
pehle:” Ma’am may i come in..
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College:”Bina baithe hi Mobile
kaan se laga k class se bahar..
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School:”Bag mein har subject ki books..
College:”Yaar ek paper toh phad ke dede..
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School:”Class test mein Star..
College:”Full moon hi naseeb hota
hai mere yaar.. “P
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School:”Listen I like her..
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College:”Sambhal ke dekh saale,
bhabhi hai teri
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School:”Yaar Kal Test hai, Mai
chutti maar lunga beemar hone
ka bahana le ke
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College:”(Next Day) Oye sun aaj bunk pe chalen..:p